February 2012
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When teachers give you an assignment and say:...
som-alia:
princessofsomalia:
som-alia:
THIS WAS HAMDA’S FIRST POST WOWOWOWOW
looool!!! at least this isn’t my other account. omgsh my first account is so embarassing… you guys will never see it
omgsh but some people here follow it
funny thing is we used to follow each other on ur old account but i never told u that
omgsh don’t expose tho
September 2011
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Tumblr drama makes me laugh
It’s really pathetic, but its entertained me for the last 5 min. Thanks guyzz
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Reblog if you're Muslim. →
Over 3 million Muslims on tumblr. Reblogging to keep this ball rollin’ yo.
Alhamdulilahi Rabbil aalameen im a Muslim. The Quran is my guide, the Sunnah is my ark, the companions of the Prophet sallallahu alyhe wa sallam are my heroes. Without Allah ta’ala I’m like a fish without water. I need…
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I'm no regular Xalimo
I make them Faraaxs go XAX as they watch me slowly niiki while I walk. I make them Faraxs say HAYE as I show off my bariis making skills. I make them Faraaxs go WAKA as I pour the SHAX
And I neber, NEBER forget the moos.
My caano gell makes them Faraaxs come to the yard, and they’re like it’s better than yours.
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Be ugly with your hijab AND PROUD
Boy 1: Damn she's so ugly with her headscarf, I so wanna say that right in her face!
Boy 2: Ha ha yeah, me too.
[The girl with the headscarf comes in, sits next to them, and greets them]
Girl with the hijab: Hey guys, what's up?
Boy 1: Hey, not to offend you or anything, but that headscarf looks so ugly! Oh yeah by the way, it was meant to offend you.
Boy 2: HAHAHAHA.
[The girl with the hijab just looks at them and holds back her tears because she really wanna cry like a baby]
Boy 2: You look so retarded like a penguin with it, why don't you just take it off? Nobody's gonna jack off at you, you have a mustache.
[And more tears comes out of the girl with the hijab, so much that she just want to leave. And she really is going to leave now.]
Boy 1: Cool you're leaving, I'm seeing some blind people coming in, you don't want them to become angry of your smelly smell, right? They can hate you too, 'cuz they can smell.
[The girl with the hijab says nothing and already left those jackasses.]
Girl with the hijab: Dad, my hijab looks ugly.
Dad: Of course it looks ugly! Why do you think you should wear it?
Girl with the hijab: To show loyalty to Allah?
Dad: *sigh* Come...sit down, because I'm about to tell you something you don't know about boys. Boys think about sex every 3 second, because we are horny creatures. You don't want them to jack off at you, right? That's why you must make yourself so ugly, yet not permanently mutilate yourself. That's why we people found out this covering thing. It's easy to take off when you're at home, yet you are rape-free.
[And so the girl with the hijab cheers up, and is proud of looking ugly with her hijab, and she's not planning to change her ugliness with her hijab, and so does not need those lame tutorials on Youtube to look sexier with a hijab from teen Muslim sluts. THE END]
*LOL I AM DYING WHERE DID THIS COME FROM UGLY4lyf in my HIJAB lawl jk this is so funny though.*
OMGGGG!!! AHAHAHAHAAAA, I I DIIEEDDD!!!
When you see someone do math without a...
The awkward moment when an adaan person asks you...
Umm, yeah I don’t do that ish
The awkward moment when a Somali habayar or adeer...
Umm… I’m not an animal. And before you yell at me, please check your daughters facebook pictures
Yes, I went there
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Somali beoble listen up
The LOL of the somali language is QXB. Which stands for qosol xog badaan. Just thought I’d let y’all in on FOB terminology
August 2011
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“If you’re not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are...”
– Malcolm X
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DEAR FUTURE WIFE.
fouseytube:
People ask me why I don’t do girlfriends. Because when I settle down. It’s going to be to ONE girl and I’m giving her the WORLD. And I’m not quite ready for that. So if you’re out there. I hope to one day find and meet you and prove to myself that good guys don’t always finish last. Love, your future. ♥
Fousey, you are amazing
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Watch
Captain America = STUPIDEST MOVIE EVER!
The first time I ever walked out of a theatre because of how bad a movie was ‘-__- But, all in all, Eid was amazing. Mostly because of the amazing people I spent it with <3
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Ignorant people are the hardest to talk to... -__-
Even if you throw hardcore facts at them, their stupidity still gets the most of them. Sooo annoying.
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